I recently purchased a sub-standard DVD version of Peter Jackson’s latest, King Kong. I haven’t watched the Hollywood blockbuster just yet, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to buy the movie. Especially, after reading the critic’s praise on the back of the film. (Remember this is a Chinese product.)

Allegedly, Sean Burns of the Philadelphia Weekly had this to say about King Kong:

"It wasn’t beauty killed the beast…it was bloat."

Somehow, I don’t think that’s exactly what Mr. Burns said about the movie:

I just noticed the fine print on the movie as well.  I’m pretty sure this harsh critique is about another movie entirely…

Here’s what it says:

Running Time.Film:.What the hell is everybody thinking The zombies all look the same.  The special effects aren’t very.  The aectting is terrible. Romero fails.  Licensing le consumerism.  How can this be a classic? Now the start of the movie is just boring and pointless. Dozens of people in a news studio are just yelling radio or TV broadcasting.  People are turning into zombies all around the wor about nothing but his ratings. Just stupid.

If you don’t believe me, look at  this…