Can you tell I’m highly unmotivated to study Chinese during my meager month and a half summer break? I keep finding little things to blog about. 

For example, did you know that I know when you come and visit me here at yetispeak?  Yes, Big Brother is watching.  And you thought you were the one being sneaky and quiet….

What’s really crazy is that I can tell the general vicinity where you are visiting this web address from.  (For some that gives your secret identity away pretty easily…)  I can tell how long you linger or don’t.  I can tell if you reached my blog via a referring link or if you came direct.  I can even tell what you had to eat before you checked the blog…and some of you need to cut down on the garlic.

Don’t worry though.  I don’t know your medical history and I don’t have your social security number…yet!

What I find perplexing is when I see frequent visitors from various places around the U.S. and I can’t put my finger on WHO YOU ARE?  I can make a wild guess, but I can’t really know for sure…especially if you have never commented.

So, ‘fess up, who keeps visiting the yetispeak from Portland, Oregon; Brooklyn, New York (Ben, dat you, boss?); Sunnyvale, California; and Mount Washington, Kentucky?  Kansas? (I think AOL’s main server is in Kansas or something.) Xining?  Anyone else from any other little burb want to admit that they actually read this stuff?

Are you friends?  Are you strangers?  Hope I’m not scaring you away with this interrogation.  Here’s my email if you want to come forth but still wish to remain anonymous to the general public: yeti mail.  We do have a witness relocation program.  You and your family will be safe; we assure you.