There were no rights read, no due process, no evidence presented, no lawyers, no jury, no rebuttals, no shadow of a doubt, no trial.  (Period)  The verdict and punishment were swift.

Death by squashing.  I’ve heard the Bible described as a double-edged sword, but did you also know it makes a nice bludgeoning instrument?

If there is one thing in this life that I simply will not tolerate it is a mosquito which has fattened itself on my BLOOD!  I present my welts to the jury as evidence…

I left this corpse on the ceiling of my bedroom as a warning to other mosquitoes.  I wish I could have mounted its head on a spike, but the toothpick was too big!  (I’m fairly certain if I had the right name I could sell this photograph to the Louvre for a million dollars.  It’s abstract and beautiful…if a bit grotesque.)