Here’s an article about this poor guy in Florida who was just minding his own business (smoking crack!) when an alligator attacked him.  Ouch.

My favorite quote from the article:  "We were pretty much playing tug-of-war." (I.e. the policeman who arrived at the scene vs. the alligator.  Guess who played the part of the rope?)

Uhhhh…

I guess saying "no" to crack takes on new implications in places like Florida.